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Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004

crackmonkey 

you fucking crackmonkey!
crackmonkey by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey 

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.
"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"
crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003

crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"
crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crazymonky

A fucking awsome gamer tag used by only legends of video games and board games. You must be born with this kick ass gamer tag
Yo dude crazymonky has rekt those boobs
crazymonky by Rekt09 July 8, 2017

crackmonkey 

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.
crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!
crackmonkey by That One Girl January 22, 2003