Crassmonkey

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.

Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often

by Newbury December 29, 2004

crass monkey

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."

Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!

by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011

grassmonkey

Someone who daily life consist of smoking weed.

Jose is a grassmonkey!

by Ironlvlonkey July 7, 2011

Crazemonkey

A crazy person who is dancing to dubstep and throwing things everywhere. Someone who is notorious for being a Crazemonkey, may sometimes be called a "Crazemonk"

Ronald: Dang! Jonathan is such a Crazemonkey to night!

Billy: He dances to that dubstep like no other Crazemonkey I've seen!
Jonathan: I AM SUCH A CRAZEMONK TODAY!

by GombertTheNobleKnight December 1, 2016

crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

by Your name December 8, 2003

crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005