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Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
Ballarat Cravat by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012

crapathon 

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest
Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?
crapathon by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

Crapathy 

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.
"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

cravation 

an illness due to craving something so bad such as food, which leads to possible death.
yeah, my friend died of cravation. she wanted candy so bad
cravation by lakewfe June 27, 2018

crapathetic 

(adj) describes something that is low and hopeless, and must be described by smushing two insults together to form one super insult.
that new disney movie is so crapathetic, even my little brother thinks its poopy.
crapathetic by AD9 March 20, 2004
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"Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong." -
David Niven

"When you tie a cravat without your father's help, it means you've grown up." - Alessandro di Robilant

"If a person steps on your cravat, you are to blame because you were kneeling." - Karl Lagerfeld

"A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life." - Oscar Wilde

"A modern man has only one accessory to mark his presence - a cravat." - Alberto Moravia

"It is an honour to wear a cravat." - Spanish caballero

"A cravat, a pipe and a robe define a man’s elegance." - Clark Gable

"If Freud had watched his patients’ cravats, he would not have had the need to listen to their dreams." - Luca Goldoni

"A true gent will always wear his cravat well." - Mr. Coward

"When I tie a cravat in the morning, it seems that I´m making an ideological decision." - Umberto Eco
cravat by 로이드 April 27, 2014
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