The opposite of Copacetic. Something unsatisfactory and pathetic which you do not wish to be a part of.
You: Hey, Bro. What do you want for dinner?
Lame Friend: IDK, Man. I was thinking of just going to Patty's Cheap Patties and getting a couple dollar burgers.
You: That sounds copathetic to me, dude.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.