crapathon 

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

crapathon by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

Rapathon 

A competition whereby competitors (many people 1000+) rap for the longest. Very popular in North Jersey.
Great oppurtunity for advertisers... as the person who wins might get a record deal etc..

Chica: "yo wassup bitch, u heard watz goin down dis weekend??"
chica 2: "no way hombre, watz goin on gal?"
chica: "only 36hrs of freestyling fun, thatz watz goin down."
hombre: "bust some rhymes for some busted times."

all: "rapathon" all *sigh*

Rapathon by Rapathon chief organiser December 12, 2009

Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

capatronies by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020