Crapenstein 

A person that makes many trips to the bathroom in a day! They also have agonized looks as if they were a monster!

I knew with the continuous stream of flatulence, he was a real CRAPENSTEIN!

Crapenstein by Mountainchik December 30, 2018

Crapenstein 3D 

A term used when you get spawn-killed by your own team.

Player 1#: What the hell man!
Player 2#: Sorry
Player 1#: This is some Crapenstein 3D

Crapenstein 3D by PureNasher October 12, 2009

crankenstein 

This is a combination word of crank+Frankenstein.

It was used in a Breaking Bad episode, Gray Matter S01E05. Jessie is cooking methamphetamine, and he ends up with a huge crystal. His friend exclaims, "This crankenstein is unreal!"

This crankenstein is unreal!

crankenstein by Alexandra Prodigal January 9, 2013

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

Crapenstance 

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

Crapenstance by sqrell November 10, 2012

crankenstein 

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts

crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night

crankenstein by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008

crankenstein 

A cadaver that has an unusually large penis.

Dude, I had to work on crankenstein for my EMT training.

crankenstein by Roffle B. Copter December 30, 2004