carpentar
a kiss-ass out-doer that will do anything to make themself look better than you, but deep down inside they are just a log of shit...with mold on it
carpentar by Pascallion November 6, 2003
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Don Carpenter
is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
Don Carpenter by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018
John Carpenter
The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
Sabrina Carpenter
A bomb ass, gorgeous, blue-eyed, blonde haired BEAUTY!! she can sing, act, dance, draw ...honestly anything you can think of. Bitch is perfect. Her voice is flawless, like have you heard her sing? If the answer is no then I suggest you do NOW! Some people refer to her as “that girl on girl meets world” or “just another Disney singer wannabe” but just fyi sweetie, she was singing first. And to that first definition, if she starts to cuss in songs then so what? Girly is 18 right now (born on is May 11, 1999) so she’s growing up ya know? So yeah, she’s perfect and just wow. She likes chocolate, cake, the color yellow. She has 3 sisters- Cayla, Shannon, and Sarah. Cayla being her only half sister (NOT STEP). She has two beautifully married parents named Elizabeth and David that we thank so much for ya know... making her and stuff. Anyways, I could go on forever but just check her out!!
Normal person: oh hey that’s Sabrina Carpenter she’s so pretty.
Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER
Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER
Sabrina Carpenter by sabrinaismyqueen December 17, 2017
John Carpenter
1) American film director, producer, writer, composer, and sometimes actor, known for the Halloween and The Thing films.
2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?
2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?
1) John Carpenter is one of the best horror filmmakers alive.
2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!
2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!
John Carpenter by Trey4Life February 6, 2012
Like a carpenter making chairs
To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
Like a carpenter making chairs by Kompress0r September 26, 2020
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