Crappenstance

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

Crappenstance by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005

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campenstance

Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).

Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.

campenstance by G-love13 February 11, 2009

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Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

Crapenstance by sqrell November 10, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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