Cranksy 

Cranksy is anyone from anywhere that wants more good than bad.

Your Cranksy if you help humanity.
Your Cranksy if you care for anyone other than yourself.

The British government is not Cranksy.

Cranksy by Cranksyart July 22, 2018

cranky vapors 

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

cranky vapors by nc2016 October 22, 2016

Yanky Cranky 

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

Yanky Cranky by Red One July 21, 2009

Cranky 

Slang for a perc, popularized by the artist Yeat

I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities

Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me

Also used as “Crank”

How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?

Cranky by Ratking616 February 8, 2022

cranky wanky 

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

cranky 

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

cranky by tkkw May 13, 2005

cranky pirate 

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

cranky pirate by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006