Cranksy

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Cranksy is anyone from anywhere that wants more good than bad.

Your Cranksy if you help humanity.
Your Cranksy if you care for anyone other than yourself.

The British government is not Cranksy.

Cranksy by Cranksyart July 22, 2018

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cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

cranky vapors by nc2016 October 22, 2016

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Yanky Cranky

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

Yanky Cranky by Red One July 21, 2009

Cranky

Slang for a perc, popularized by the artist Yeat

I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities

Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me

Also used as “Crank”

How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?

Cranky by Ratking616 February 8, 2022

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

cranky

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

cranky by tkkw May 13, 2005

cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

cranky pirate by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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