Cranksgiving 

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

Cranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

Cranksgiving 

The grumpy alternative to the traditional 'merican Thanksgiving. In which individuals of various family groups gather together in one general area to over eat, drink, and socialize. The result of this gathering is oftentimes bickering, yelling, and general crassness. Overall emotional scarring is the goal.

Bill and Barb decided to visit their good-for-nothing children for Thanksgiving. Once they arrived, their spoiled, over-stimulated and under-exercised grandchildren, Matt and Jennifer greeted them at the door. The kids smirked half-assed smiles over their BlackBerrys while texting their incredibly co-dependent friends. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the consistency of the gravy was being battled over by Patsy, Bill and Barb's daughter, and their pea-brained son-in-law Steve. Making themselves at home Bill and Barb sat on the couch and tried to make conversation with the technologically dependent children. With no success except for some minor stares and nods, they decided to attempt to try and help with preparation for the afternoon feast. Finding refuge in the small confines of the sweltering kitchen, Barb felt a renewed sense of family, or was it the grumbling in her abdomen that made her feel the need to assist with the baking? Once the table to was set, food placed in it's distinct locations, cell phones turned off, teenagers appropriately managed, and everyone gathered, it was time to chow down. Yet again another happy Cranksgiving was had by all.

Cranksgiving by Hamtart November 26, 2009

Cranksgiving 

Cranksgiving
Means you did not eat on Christmas or Thanksgiving on time, you ate the next day so you put the meals together Cranksgiving

Cranksgiving
Means you did not eat on Christmas or Thanksgiving on time, you ate the next day so you put the meals together Cranksgiving

Cranksgiving by Jameelalovesu November 25, 2017

Chanksgiving 

Eating Chinese food the Friday night after Thanksgiving.

Seth was turkeyed out and ready for Chanksgiving Friday.

On Black Friday Michelle and Jaimie shopped for bargains and then called Joe's Peking for Chanksgiving takeout.

Chanksgiving by SwimStrong December 8, 2010

Dranksgiving

A time of year on the Fourth Friday of Every November, where friends and family come together and give thanks for dranks

Happy Dranksgiving Everyone! It's time to give thanks for our dranks

Dranksgiving by Black Dynomite November 25, 2010

Pranksgiving 

Noun

The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.

While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!

Pranksgiving by billebllunt May 8, 2014

happy pranksgiving 

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

happy pranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017