craftsterbation
Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
craftsterbation by betsy January 20, 2005
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craftsterbation
Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts
"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
craftsterbation by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005
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crasterbation
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
crasterbation
crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003
crapsterbation
To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
crapsterbation by JdeL March 17, 2005
crasterbation
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
crasterbation by Hillman January 21, 2006
Crasterbation
Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.
I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.
Crasterbation by Professor PMS December 26, 2014
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