Crackrobat 

A person who is willing to bend over backwards for crack.

In 22 years of selling crack to the community, Denny is still wondering what happened the night a crackrobat propositioned him oral by standing in front of him and bending upside down to reach his hog.

Crackrobat by backotruck May 28, 2013

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

crackerbate by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

crackrat 

Background unknown. Means crack-cocaine dependent prostitute.

There's way too many crackrats on Spencer Place.

crackrat by Jay June 18, 2005

cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.

Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.

cockrobatics by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008

crackroach

Variant of Crack head, crack rat, crackie, etc. Used to refer to one who smokes 'the crack' and wanders the streets. Often seen at night in dark, shadowy places. Scurries away at first light.

Man, did you see them crackroaches scurry as soon as the lights came on?

crackroach by John Deal January 6, 2009

Crackrattoi 

Pronounced:Crack-rat-toe-e,this is the name you call your best friend who is always the “crazy one” of the friend group!

Joe mama:RATAT TOGDBSHSHSHA FIEHEH GIMME YOUR KNEE CAPS
Karen:OMG ITS THE CRACKRATTOI

Crackrattoi by Random-kid-on-urban-dictionar December 10, 2019