backotruck's definitions

Incomepoop

The income gap between someone not living up to their potential earning, and what they could be earning.

Ron worked at a bank all his life as a teller. In retirement, he freelanced giving out financial advice whereas in his working life he could have been making mad money doing that. Classic incomepoop.

by backotruck December 8, 2012

Potection

Like protection, but when you po.

In the ghetto, the police provide potection. Which is to say, they'll save you, then book you for loitering.

by backotruck October 1, 2012

CentMailBox

An idea for an email server which utilizes CentOS and Zimbra.

I thought of the idea of the CentMailBox while working on mail solution at work.

by backotruck March 24, 2012

Requestimate

A request for an estimate.

I made a requestimate for new countertops. They'll be here Wednesday.

by backotruck March 23, 2012

Dijion-Vu

The feeling that you've asked for mustard before.

As Todd walked away from ordering a sandwich at Manhattan deli, he got a wave of Dijion-vu.

by backotruck August 23, 2017

Youggle

When someone is told to Google their own question.

Stan is seeing a pattern after asking everyone he knows very hard questions. He keeps getting told to Youggle his answer.

by backotruck May 29, 2013

Fistlocation

Dislocating a jaw with a fist.

About the time you realize that you're in the same room as Chuck Norris is the time he is making plans to commit fistlocation on somebody ELSE'S jaw.

by backotruck November 10, 2012