Definitions by backotruck

Snowstralia 

New name for Antarctica.

Ever notice how Australia and Snowstralia are similar looking continents?

Snowstralia by backotruck November 3, 2023

presidouchale 

Anything that the President of the United State does that is douchy.

President Trump photo-opped a hurricane relief crew by 'helping' load supplies into the cab of a fully empty Toyota truck. This is a first-tier example of being presidouchale.

presidouchale by backotruck September 8, 2017

Dijion-Vu 

The feeling that you've asked for mustard before.

As Todd walked away from ordering a sandwich at Manhattan deli, he got a wave of Dijion-vu.

Dijion-Vu by backotruck August 23, 2017

Negaphone 

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

Negaphone by backotruck December 7, 2016

take a sit 

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

take a sit by backotruck October 28, 2013

Swearcrow 

Just like a normal scarecrow, but has the ability to swear at crows.

Since crows are among the more intelligent species of bird, rigging a scarecrow up with the ability to swear using speakers, offends crows more than frightens them. Swearcrows have been in limited use since the 1950's.

Swearcrow by backotruck October 7, 2013

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

Chimphony by backotruck September 26, 2013