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Cockrobating

The act of masturbating while a cockroach waits patiently on your foot. Said cockroach may or may not be waiting for you to finish. While it is not impossible for a female to cockrobate, it is usually done by men.
Leave me alone, I'm cockrobating.
by a nodule of gonorrhoea October 24, 2014
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cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.
Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.
by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008
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Cockroblingoblin

1. A very obnoxious person
2. The act of a little goblin coming into your room and roblin(gobbling) your cock
Me: Hexa you cockroblingoblin!
Hexa: That’s rather ScroonchPig of you

Micah: *confused*
by HHearts4uu March 12, 2023
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Cockroblingoblin

stfu you Cockroblingoblin i’ll slap your mother
by Floppy Nicki June 1, 2021
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