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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.
Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
bag crackers by Almuemadan December 12, 2016

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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

cheese and crackers 

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

cheese sliding off the crackers 

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.
Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

Bitch Eating Crackers 

Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.

Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.

Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.