Noun
1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a
box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.
2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine
cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll
bet he touched every Fruit
Loop in the
box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."