Noun
1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks,
cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.
2. A
retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine
cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll
bet he
touched every Fruit Loop
in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."