Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
by Intelligence001 June 05, 2016
A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.
Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.
by Intelligence001 June 23, 2020
A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.
by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016
A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
by Intelligence001 August 07, 2019
A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.
I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
by Intelligence001 January 07, 2020
1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 24, 2020