Intelligence001's definitions

unconditional love

To love someone with no strings attached.

It's a shame that unconditional love isn't more common nowadays.

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Mysogyny

Hatred of women. Often rewarded by a slap in the face.

Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?

by Intelligence001 June 18, 2016

politically incorrect

The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.

Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016

Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."

Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?

by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.

Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022

lost his marbles

Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.

Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!

by Intelligence001 February 11, 2021