Intelligence001's definitions

Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

#

The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.

Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?

by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017

English

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016

almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.

Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020