you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
by Intelligence001 September 06, 2019
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Mysogyny

Hatred of women. Often rewarded by a slap in the face.
Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?
by Intelligence001 June 19, 2016
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ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.
I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..
by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016
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punch of kill everything

A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
by Intelligence001 August 07, 2019
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overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.
The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.
by Intelligence001 March 02, 2021
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Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.
Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
by Intelligence001 January 30, 2019
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FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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