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Cracker-San 

A very righteous Cracker of sorts who loves to spew their thoughts and beliefs. Unfortunately most of these thoughts and beliefs espoused tend to come from complete ignorance and/or complete lack of understanding. Has a air of preacher in them and needs to communicate one's own beliefs and opinions as much as possible while trying to belittle anyone who disagrees with them.

More often the Crackers-san hates science, since it's filled with those darn tootin facts that keep proven the Cracker-san wrong. But remember, the Cracker-san will never admit defeat and will continue to argue stating everything is a just an opinion and of course the Cracker-san's opinion is always right.
Well at least right in the Cracker-san's opinion.
ABV: The Immaculate Conception isn't even fully understood by most Christians, much less Catholics. But let me tell you . . .

Twit: Preach on Cracker-san, Preach on!
Cracker-San by Das Twit November 11, 2009
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cracker sandwich 

A threesome with 2 white guys and another non white women in the middle
"Yo bro totally loved that cracker sandwich last night"

santa cracker 

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.
guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY
santa cracker by my bed is special October 15, 2008

Sand Cracker 

A slur used to describe people with middle eastern origin, usually used in a racist way.
Black boy: Look at that sand cracker over there!
Sand Cracker by Tr89 October 1, 2011

Sand Cracker 

A person of Middle Eastern and Caucasion decent. Usually used as a comical, derogatory or racist term.
"Is Amera from Saudi Arabia or something?"

"No. She's a sand cracker. Her Mom is white."
Sand Cracker by Pettywords August 17, 2011

sand cracker 

Someone of Asian or Oriental descent. Used particularly in a racist way.
John: That sandcracka just got into fuckin Harvard. Fucking sand crackers

Jay: Yeah man, fuck those sand crackers and their 4.0 GPAs.
sand cracker by SRDS April 29, 2007

Sandwich Cracker 

A term your little cousin uses to describe your brother. Referring to the caucasian male sex.
Sandwich Cracker by Twin... July 11, 2011
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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