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Definitions by Almuemadan

Haka Bullshit 

The act of forcing your own culture unto another person(s) culture.
Also used as an utterance in reference to unpleasantly incessant use of culture as a means of virtue signalling.
Not to be confused with a Haka Solid or a Haka Greatness
Troy: Check out my new boil-up t-shirt. It's awesome, right?
Josh: Get the fuck out of here with that Haka Bullshit, boi.
Haka Bullshit by Almuemadan August 3, 2018
Male boobs.
Augmented breasts which have been surgically imposed unto a biological male.
Not to be confused with moobs.
Have you heard from Terry, lately? He dropped the y and an r from his name and prefers to be called 'her'/'she' now. She showed me her dewbs and I got the most awkward erection that I can ever recall.
dewbs by Almuemadan August 1, 2018
Male boobs.
Augmented breasts which have been surgically imposed unto a biological male.
Not to be confused with moobs.
A redundancy of dewbs
Have you heard from Terry, lately? He dropped the y and an r from his name and prefers to be called 'her'/'she' now. She showed me her duubs and I got the most awkward erection that I can ever recall.
Duubs by Almuemadan August 1, 2018
An onomatopoeia of the common phrase "Eat a cock".
Used to negatively infer that the recipient of said insult is, figuratively speaking, a homosexual male.
Peter - That shirt is so last month, Manmeet.
Manmeet - Edakok, Peter.
edakok by Almuemadan May 12, 2018
An abbreviation of the forever classy term, fuck knuckle.
A certified dip shit.
A definite dense cunt.
One whose personality just so happens to resemble a twat waffle, if you will.
Listen here, you damn dirty fuk nuk. If you don't shut the fuck up right here and now then I'm going to have to slam your sister right in her shit chute just to show you which one of us is the true alpha dog.
Fuk nuk by Almuemadan August 9, 2017

bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.
Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
bag crackers by Almuemadan December 12, 2016