CrackPiss

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

by JariPinda June 13, 2016

crackistan

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

by sambarnes March 2, 2008

crackpipe

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

crackism

1. the prejudice and or stereotyping of crack addicts

2. a follower and or patron of the tenets, lifestyle, and behavioural of the crack-addicted

1. Q:I think all crack addicts are the same. Is that close-minded of me?
A: Yes, that's crackism.

2. Her adherence to crackism often conflicted with her Buddhist ideology.

by Crackeline January 6, 2009

Papa Crackpipe

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.

Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.

by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

Cockpiss

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.

"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"

by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012

Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017