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CrackPuss

A word to describe a female stimulating her clitoris with a crack pipe.
Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"
by shapekingFU October 8, 2016
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CrackPuss

Means that your a stoopid cracked out skunthole
You’re a crackpuss ms
by Trippy Starz(saucey) May 18, 2019
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Cacapuss

Nasty beezy
A dirty pussy
A humid and smelly snatch
You tell your bestfriend, "Ay, your sister has a Cacapuss. All the homies smell the same."
by Amanda Hernandez April 2, 2008
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crackus

Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.
Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus
by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010
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Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.
Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.
by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011
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Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
by dPythonb September 10, 2009
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Bootius Crackus

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.
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