Advil's definitions

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

by Advil April 7, 2004

Bam margera message board

International whorehouse.

"Dude, I went to the Bam margera message board for three days and RxCate gave me head!"

by Advil April 3, 2004

maldives

Islands south of India (I think) that are fucking BEAUTIFUL...

I had my honeymoon at the maldives.

by Advil April 9, 2004

Gassan

1337 fagz0r who sux0rz the buttz0rz

"I am gassan...haha"

by Advil April 4, 2004

nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

jack the ripper

This fuckin sweet guy that used to fuck people the fuck up and tear them apart and shit..

He was fuckin awesome

Hahaha holy shit did you see that bitch that Jack got to?

by Advil April 7, 2004

suX0rZ

Formal way of saying "sucks".

Rather than the common "that sucks" you should say "shit nigga, that fuckin sux0rz."

by Advil April 9, 2004