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Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020
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Covidise 

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus
Beware of those trying to covidise the society.
Covidise by birbaljha May 1, 2020
The act of dying because of the COVID-19 virus.
My granny covidead last week.

I can barely breath, I think I'm going to covidie.

I like the smell of covidead no-vax in the morning.
Covidie by pineroleso March 24, 2021

Coxidized 

When a penis enters your mouth and plugs all oxygen intake.
She started gasping for air when he coxidized her.
Coxidized by bmhs_chem April 7, 2017

The Covidization of Singapore Math 

When math writers or publishers in Singapore withheld or delayed publishing any new titles during the lockdown, because local bookstores were considered non-essential businesses, and in the living-with-Covid new normal, new foreign titles are being axed for being too dear to be shipped overseas due to rising freight costs and recurring global supply chain disruptions.
No one knows whether the publication of foreign editions of Singapore math textbooks is heading towards a subset industry or not as a result of the covidization of Singapore math.
The opposite of a covidiot. Someone who takes government guidelines very seriously, following to the letter of the law.

Slightly weird obsessions with washing hands, face masks and social distancing.
Mum: “For the hundredth time today, wash your hands!“

You: “Mum stop being such a covidient.”