Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Convidence

Confidence except in video form...

AJ i have full convidence in you, you will understand that video

Convidence by IHaveConvidence December 14, 2010

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!

covidcidence by Patient48 March 16, 2020

Covidient

The opposite of a covidiot. Someone who takes government guidelines very seriously, following to the letter of the law.

Slightly weird obsessions with washing hands, face masks and social distancing.

Mum: “For the hundredth time today, wash your hands!“

You: “Mum stop being such a covidient.”

Covidient by Hhhhheeeeelllllooooo July 31, 2020

Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.

I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.

Covidinced by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Covidient

That period of massive hysteria where everything that've happened was because of Corona Virus

He got stabbed 20 times but doctors said he died because of Corona virus because it's covidient

Covidient by Horse with a head of a rabbit May 3, 2022

Covidient

A person who abides the quarantine rules to ensure safety of the population in general.
Someone who values others safety by following the necessary rules and protocols to avoid the virus spread.
Antonym of Covidiot

Friend1: Hey, let's go out tonight. There's a rave party nearby.
Friend2: Sorry I can't. I'm a covidient citizen and I would suggest we should avoid crowded place and practice physical distancing to avoid the virus spread.
Friend1: boomer!

Covidient by YourKindOfPotato April 15, 2020