Covidizen

One who abides by COVID 19 social distancing, stay-at-home orders.

He has been staying alone in his house and social distancing from other people during the COVID 19 outbreak. He is a good Covidizen.

by mostlymostly March 31, 2020

COVIDgilent

Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus

Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.

by the comand'r March 18, 2020

Covidian

Someone who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures. A COVIDIAN does everything with COVID-19 prevention in mind, especially for others to see.

“Look at those two COVIDIANS! They live in the same house, but they’re social distancing on their daily walk together!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask , but I’ve not gone off the deep end and become a COVIDIAN or something like that!”

by ottawa0214A July 16, 2020

Covidicknose

This is during a pandemic when you wear your facemask over your mouth but you don't cover your nose and it looks like when your dick is sticking out of the top waistband of your underwear but your balls are still covered.

Dude put your face mask on right your covidicknose is sticking out!

by Hogleg Jay May 7, 2020

Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.

Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!

by wandering healer November 13, 2020

post-Covidian

A term describing the period since Pandemic Life began and changed our world and our thinking so radically.

We are living in post-Covidian times, my son, and nothing will ever be the same!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

mask covidian

The Mask Covidian's is said to possess an automaton-like pattern of trivial awareness to their physical existence. Instead of researching and analyzing their world they give up their agency to authority under the false premise that authority knows better than them - and all. While that is true for a Mask Covidian since they are without the necessary base rational ability, they, the Mask Covidian project their inability to think onto the rest of their peers in hopes of converting them to their cult-like conspiracy theory.

The Mask Covidian is generally found with a superhero complex, believes that wearing an improperly flimsy fabric mask is "saving others", and will passive aggressively keyboard-warrior attack anyone and everyone who does not believe in their mask cult.

Dave - "This Mask Covidian comes into my shop today stressing out over how I should believe in her mask conspiracy theory cult and should be forced to wear a cult mask like her"
Me - "What did you do?"
Dave - " Ignored her"

by gundamgoat September 2, 2020