Coushion

A word coined by Alabamians, it refers to a Cousin who has 'Mor cushion fer tha pushin'.

Dale Oi Buck, that there girl over there sure is purdy!
Buck Ey Fuck off Dale, that's my Coushion!

by Not AT March 1, 2021

West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face

My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.

by Pappy07 January 18, 2016

ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)

"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."

by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014