Councle 

When your uncle is also your cousin, or cousin is actually your uncle.

Have you met my councle yet? My grandma and uncle wanted to know where their son was at.

Councle by Yourmomslesbeanlover69 May 23, 2023

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

concleeg 

The feeling/experience resulting from a conversation gone stale, which then leads to a prolonged period of silence, one of which feels to be inescapable.

"Dude, every conversation I have with Liam is concleeg, I'm starting to think he might be a little concleegious.

concleeg by 21st Century Wordsmith November 22, 2020

Cuncle 

A relative who is a cousin and uncle.

Jimmy: "Who's that next to you?"
A different Jimmy: "Oh yeah, he's my cuncle"

Cuncle by Toade September 16, 2020

Cruncle 

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

Cruncle by wowza! November 13, 2014

chuncle 

a black uncle, chunkle comes from a combination of the words "chocolate" and "uncle"

"hey james how's your chuncle?"

"not great actually he's still black"

chuncle by Bongo shat himself 1221 August 23, 2011

cruncled 

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

cruncled by Alan Lee October 1, 2006