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Among white men who prefer Asian women, the term ‘coulf’ refers to a particularly well groomed vagina, possibly perfumed.
Remember that tiger mom from the PTA meeting? I bet there’s a coulf between those thighs that would have Genghis Khan feeding her sushi in a kimono.
Coulf by Pennsylvania Guy September 16, 2022
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The Day We Could Have Stopped It! 

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —

Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?

On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.

And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.

And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.

I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.

And yet we persist in its development.

Didn’t anyone see the movie?

Coulter's Law 

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.
I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.
Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021

Your fave could never! 

A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.
"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"

"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"

Sorry, we couldn't find: 

the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_()_/¯
Sorry, we couldn't find: sorry, we couldn't find:
Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.
- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."
coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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