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Coulter's law dictates that the longer that it takes the media to identify the shooter the less likely he is white and Christian.
A: Did your hear about that stabbing?

B: Yes but not many details have been reported about the suspect.
A: Well, you know what Coulter's Law is...
by Escape from Dindustan November 24, 2016
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A reaction to the trend that the longer it takes to identify a suspect of a crime, the more likely said suspect is closer to being a WASP (White American Southern Presbyterian). Conservative pundit Ann Coulter's creation.

It states, "The longer it takes for any investigation process to identify a suspect of any lethal crime, the less likely said suspect is White and Christian."
Note: Coulter's Law sees any non-Presbyterian as not Christian.
Commentator 1: "It's been... 162 hours since the riot was said to occur. CSI, do you have any statements?"
Crime Scene Investigator: "Information is inclusive, and nothing substantial has been found."
Ann Coulter breaks into room: "THE NIGGERS MUST'VE DONE IT! COULTER'S LAW SAYS THE NIGGERS DID IT!"
Commentator 2: "I'll go deal with this fool, hold my drink, will ya?"
by Wafzal2 Productions July 24, 2018
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