coulsonized

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonization

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Colonized

When a white guy dates a black girl

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"

by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018

Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).

1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.

by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010

Colonized-Boo

a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.

She said "I only date white guys. It's just a preference."

What a Colonized-Boo!

by thegame September 15, 2020

Colonized

To have your rectum voraciously penetrated; brutal anal sex.

"Damn it Chelsea, you know how I feel about you going out like that," said Chealsea's father.
"But Dad!--"

Later that night Chelsea was colonized by Bryce, Chelsea's crush since middle school

by Colonized March 8, 2017

Colonized

When a white guy fucks and impregnate a desi girl of Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi origin

Sana was colonized by Kevin in college dorm

by hhhuubbbuub April 29, 2024