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Cockologist 

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

cumologist 

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay
My science teacher is a proper cumologist
cumologist by ctneas September 14, 2011

codeologist 

a person skilled in writting software code
A kid, when asked her father's occupation, said he was a codeologist
codeologist by #iamaruba October 14, 2015

Codeologist 

A person who takes pride in writing code
Being a codeologist makes me happy
Codeologist by #atech2015 October 11, 2015

coprologist 

Someone who has a preoccupation with excrement.
He's a coprologist! I saw him going into the porta-potty with a gallon Ziploc baggie.
coprologist by ObscuraPrime September 14, 2023

cockologist 

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.
Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.
cockologist by notoytolerance December 31, 2005
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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