Cockologist

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A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

Cockologist by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

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cockologist

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.

Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.

cockologist by notoytolerance December 31, 2005

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cockologist

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.

Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."

cockologist by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008

cocktoligist

someone who studies the cock

Hey Dr. Drew, whats this shit on my cock?
I don't know, ask a cocktoligist!

cocktoligist by jaytotheson December 1, 2007

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cocktologist

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.

The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.

cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

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crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

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Cocknologist

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.

I'm going to see the cocknologist.

Cocknologist by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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