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Cockologist 

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"
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cockologist 

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.
Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.
cockologist by notoytolerance December 31, 2005

cockologist 

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.
Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."

cockologist by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008

cocktoligist 

Hey Dr. Drew, whats this shit on my cock?
I don't know, ask a cocktoligist!
cocktoligist by jaytotheson December 1, 2007

cocktologist 

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Cocknologist 

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
Cocknologist by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008
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