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Cosmologist 

a "religious belief" or as others would call it the study of the universe and how it was created. to put a scientific explanation in place of a religious one. also a branch of metaphysics and religion. so its a person that is both scientific yet is into cosmology---> the belief of science explanations instead of the 7 days of creation.
That Cosmologist had a good theory about the creation of the universe shall we test it?
Cosmologist by Mai_Mai April 15, 2009
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Agnostic Cosmologist 

If you’re an Agnostic Cosmologist, you’re not sure if the Universe exists or not!
Being an agnostic cosmologist is similar to being an agnostic realist, where you’re not sure if Reality exists or not. (Dobe Doinat!)

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

Cosmetologist 

A cosmetologist is anyone performing manicures, hair cutting, styling, shampooing, makeup or other cosmetology services. Hairstylist, hairdresser, manicurist, pedicurist, and shampooer are job titles that all fall under the umbrella of cosmetology although licensing and training requirements are different for each. In order to work as a hairstylist or cosmetologist, one must be licensed by the state in which he or she wants to work. In order to become licensed one must have graduated from a state-licensed barber or cosmetology school and be at least 16 years old. Some states require graduation from high school while others require as little as an eighth grade education. Some states allow completion of an apprenticeship as a substitute for graduation from a school.

Those who apply for a license usually are required to pass a written test and demonstrate an ability to perform basic barbering or cosmetology services. As hairstylists and cosmetologists become more experienced and gain a following, they can expect their earnings to increase. Some manage salons or decide to open their own. Others become sales representatives or image consultants. Some decide to teach in barber and cosmetology schools.

On a typical day a cosmetologist might perform some of the following duties, depending on his or her specialization:

* Cuts, trims and shapes hair or hair pieces

* Bleaches, dyes, or tints hair

* Combs, brushes, and sprays hair or wigs to set style

* Attaches wig or hairpiece to model head and dresses wigs and hairpieces

* Massages and treats scalp for hygienic and remedial purposes

* Administers therapeutic medication and advises patron to seek medical treatment for chronic or contagious scalp conditions

* Recommends and applies cosmetics, lotions, and creams to patron to soften and lubricate skin and enhance and restore natural appearance

* Shapes and colors eyebrows or eyelashes and removes facial hair

* Cleans, shapes, and polishes fingernails and toenails

* Updates and maintains customer information records, such as beauty services provided.

Median Hourly Wages depend entirely on how many hours that person works, tips, commissions, etc.
I aspire to become a Cosmetologist when I grow up. Many people believe that people who do hair for a living are the laughing stock in the business world, but they are in for a shock when they find out that cosmetology is one of the most high in demand careers next to medical doctors and computer engineers.
Cosmetologist by The Jamienator! September 2, 2009

Kalam Cosmological Argument 

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.
Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

Cockologist 

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

cumologist 

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay
My science teacher is a proper cumologist
cumologist by ctneas September 14, 2011
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