Cough on

Description of disgusting people in the wake of the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic, certain people with horrible etiquette in social distancing and/or individuals deliberately coughing or otherwise expelling breath wildly and inappropriately. (Similar to the insulting names, “jerk off” and “douchebag”)

Gross, did you see that woman? She’s a real cough on!

by Not-a-cough-on March 26, 2020

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

by Dead Tree Pride June 12, 2009

Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.

“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”

by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016