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getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.
JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.
spurt by beaner skater April 30, 2006
He was eliminated from the 69 tournament when he spurt
Spurt by Thetrizpatguy May 22, 2018
Used in hentai comics or illustration spurt is a word that is expressing the sound effect of cumming, eljaculation through a males penis
Exp: (a dick cumming on a big booty) *spurt*
Also know as Sprite. See also: Choke
Spurt tastes good in your mouth
Spurt by AiRDawG October 4, 2003

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.
"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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