Urban Dictionary: why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

by TeenRAGER March 15, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A part of the series lost

Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

by Derpyp February 12, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus February 03, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

by Manbearpug April 12, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

by Handlebars22 April 10, 2016

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