Cottea
A drink with a mix of tea and coffee usually drunk while eating the fingers of orphan children.
See Tea or Coffee
See Tea or Coffee
Cottea by Psycho Escapee September 19, 2009
Words you can keep
Cottea
Cottea by Baby poopy November 19, 2021
Related Words
Cottea • cottage cheese • Cottage • Cottaging • cottage core • Cotter • Cottage Pie • cottager • cottage cheese ass • cottageing
cottard
Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
Cottagecore
Cottagecore, also known as farmcore and countrycore, is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life. It is centered on ideas of simple living and harmony with nature. Themes associated with cottagecore include self-sufficiency, baking, and caring for people. While the aesthetic is prevalent on several social media sites, such as on Instagram and more recently TikTok, the community notably prospers on Tumblr. It is particularly popular within lesbian and woman-loving-woman (WLW), and nonbinary loving women (NBLW) communities.
"In the cottagecore universe, there are no phones pinging constantly with updates, no urgent work emails, no evenings spent responding to the onerous demands of a tyrannical boss. In fact, there is no labor beyond domestic, and workaday tasks are completed with a gauzy sense of fulfillment." -via The New York Times
Cottagecore by Keith Courage February 20, 2022
cottagecore lesbian
a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.
person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"
cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."
cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."
cottagecore lesbian by gay.avocado November 16, 2020
Cottam
An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.
The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.
Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.
Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
Cottam by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!