You get cotters in your hair! They are knots/tags.

The act of attacking one's significant other when in a state of inebriation, and when woken up for snoring; particularly incidents involving said significant other being locked in her own wardrobe.

The act may also include arguing with the significant other's house-mates, to the point of violence. See also: "Becky Big-Chin"

when your cock is soft and its fat and stubby

(Verb) To take a large extremity, usually a penis, into one's mouth after having it rip apart the asshole.

Coined in Anthony Burgess' book A Clockwork Orange, slang for spare change.

1. Refering to the back of your hand.

1. A guy with a moustache that likes chocolate milk with vodka.

2. A guy that likes to call you all the time and always knows where you are.

3. Piece of sex.