You get cotters in your hair! They are knots/tags.

A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.

when your cock is soft and its fat and stubby

The act of attacking one's significant other when in a state of inebriation, and when woken up for snoring; particularly incidents involving said significant other being locked in her own wardrobe.

The act may also include arguing with the significant other's house-mates, to the point of violence. See also: "Becky Big-Chin"

(Verb) To take a large extremity, usually a penis, into one's mouth after having it rip apart the asshole.

1. Refering to the back of your hand.

Coined in Anthony Burgess' book A Clockwork Orange, slang for spare change.