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Costatute 

An average run of the mill prostitute, who charges considerably more than the going rate for services rendered. Usually based on the business model of Costa coffee, Starbucks etc.
I wouldn't go with her she's a costatute, you'll get considerably more for your money elsewhere.
Costatute by Insignia1986 January 25, 2018
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Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."
"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Castitute 

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.
IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
Castitute by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.
Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

copstitute 

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
copstitute by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007

constitute 

The three midgets constituted the human castle
constitute by Larstait November 7, 2003

copstitute 

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.
That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!
copstitute by Hesh December 6, 2005
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