cheffykins's definitions
A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Get the Coronalonermug. A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
by cheffykins August 7, 2010
Get the Cuntmongerymug. A nasty cocktail or cheap promotional beverage purchased by nightclub loving females, that has the effect of making them want to scratch each others fucking eyes out......
These 2 girls at Cinderella Rockafellers the other night were tearing fucking great clumps out of each other over some bloke, must've been on the old "Bitches Brew" all night.....
by cheffykins December 20, 2010
Get the Bitches Brewmug. A pool of hot man-batter left in a ladies belly button after emptying out over her stomach, similar to a "rock-pool" left on a beach when the tide has gone out
I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool
by cheffykins January 8, 2012
Get the Cock poolmug. The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Get the Tater-slappin’mug. A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"
Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......
by cheffykins December 20, 2010
Get the Mammoths hoofmug. Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
by cheffykins May 3, 2019
Get the Amster-dickmug.