Definitions by cheffykins
Tater-slappin’
The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
Tater-slappin’ by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Gruntsplatter
The simultaneous act of rubbing out a huge load, whilst exhaling deeply and letting out a loud groan of satisfaction
Jesus, Jennifer wound me up last night and wouldn’t let me have any so when I got back to my place I had to sort myself out, the gruntsplatter could be heard all through the neighbourhood!
Gruntsplatter by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Coronaloner
A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
Coronaloner by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Amster-dick
Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
Amster-dick by cheffykins May 3, 2019
Cock pool
A pool of hot man-batter left in a ladies belly button after emptying out over her stomach, similar to a "rock-pool" left on a beach when the tide has gone out
I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool
Cock pool by cheffykins January 8, 2012
cocoa channel
The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame
I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.
cocoa channel by cheffykins January 2, 2012
Gammon Guitar
That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
Gammon Guitar by cheffykins January 2, 2012