The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.
“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.