Derkadurr's definitions

Freud You

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

by Derkadurr December 18, 2021

Lewdcher

A mixture of the words “lewd” and “letcher;” meaning someone who is a lewd letcher; someone who is easily influenced by lewd behavior

Kiki: you should be honest about your desires, however those who say they have none are the number one Lewdcher
*everyone looks at Yuzuki*
Yuzuki *blushing*: I’m not a pervert!!!!!!

by Derkadurr July 27, 2021

CoronAIDs

The truest form of coronavirus and the scariest

Guy: yo I think my mom has covid
Cody: you mean CoronAIDs right?
Guy:..... sure

by Derkadurr April 20, 2020

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Mannis

A person who has no emotions; a person who will do anything, good or evil, to achieve their goals; the bravest and the most macho of men in the world.

Soldier 1: wow look at stannis charging the castle with the army! He isn’t scared of anything!

Soldier 2: he is a mannis. Stannis the mannis

by Derkadurr January 11, 2018