Derkadurr's definitions
The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
Get the Crazy Wankmug. A mixture of the words “lewd” and “letcher;” meaning someone who is a lewd letcher; someone who is easily influenced by lewd behavior
Kiki: you should be honest about your desires, however those who say they have none are the number one Lewdcher
*everyone looks at Yuzuki*
Yuzuki *blushing*: I’m not a pervert!!!!!!
*everyone looks at Yuzuki*
Yuzuki *blushing*: I’m not a pervert!!!!!!
by Derkadurr July 27, 2021
Get the Lewdchermug. After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
Get the Primal Fuck Disordermug. by Derkadurr April 20, 2020
Get the CoronAIDsmug. A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body
by Derkadurr March 11, 2017
Get the Fucksmackmug. A person who has no emotions; a person who will do anything, good or evil, to achieve their goals; the bravest and the most macho of men in the world.
Soldier 1: wow look at stannis charging the castle with the army! He isn’t scared of anything!
Soldier 2: he is a mannis. Stannis the mannis
Soldier 2: he is a mannis. Stannis the mannis
by Derkadurr January 11, 2018
Get the Mannismug. After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
Get the Primal Fuck Disordermug.