Stead

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.

Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!

by hacwan74 April 11, 2010

STEAD

a word to replace legend

he is STEAD

by steadytheteddy February 08, 2009

The Stead

Nickname For Hempstead, New York aka Stead City.

Chyea i saw mah nigga j-roc in the stead tha otha day we smoked a fat blunt then robbed a convience store

by SteadCityKillah June 21, 2009

Stead

Short-form for "Going Steady" - Dating, or refering to BF/GF

Q: Do you have a stead?
A: Yes, My stead is XYZ.

by NeoXYZ September 17, 2009

Stead

A stead is a fat old creepy nerd who yells at kids and abuses them

“Did u see that fat old dude” “yeah he’s a massive stead”

by Mzfxfxdcbcvv June 17, 2021

Stead

A place where someone who is not you lives.

Leave his stead! It's not yours!

by T-Jayzel April 15, 2005

Da Stead

A hood in Nassau, Long Island( Hempstead,Long Island

I'm from Da Stead nigga

by Pop$ May 12, 2005