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an extremely large set of balls. A portmanteau of the word coconuts and gonads.
Heavens above Felix. That gentleman has a small todger but look at the girth of his coconads.
coconads by leopolis July 7, 2010
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It's a grenade made out of a coconut
coconade - what you'll need when your desert island is invaded by killer turtles
coconade by philster666 October 4, 2009

Cocopads 

A home that support you to be at their best confidence and comfort.

Pain relieve. High performance. Toxic-free.
I love Cocopads!

I wish I knew Cocopads sooner!
Cocopads by Cocopads November 22, 2021

Coconaised

Jimmy: Are you okay? I saw you doing cocaine earlier…
Lana: you’re right I did and I’m so coconaised right now!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026