Cormstick 

(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.

Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.

Cormstick by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010

Cormstick 

a cormy mcCormstick

Person 1: "Dude get that cormstick out of my butt."
Person 2: "Dude I am that cormstick."
Person 1: Cormyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cormstick by Blaah Real Monsters May 2, 2010

cormatic 

Someone who's just really cool and completely on it. They have a thing for toilet roll dispensers.

"I love the janitor, he's so cormatic."

cormatic by Cormatic September 17, 2017

Comstock Park 

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.

Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.

Comstock Park by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011

cockstickhole 

The hatchet wound located in between a female's legs, in which you insert your cockstick for pleasure.

Man I can't wait to get in her cockstickhole.

cockstickhole by Adam Mayberry April 18, 2008

comstocking 

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged

He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.

comstocking by Make a Mental Note July 15, 2017

clamstick 

A large wooden stick used to stir up a females vagina ,to stimulate and or to arouse a female.

Hey bob I used that new clamstick on my old lady last night ,thanks for that wicked birthday present buddy .

clamstick by abefroman69 September 8, 2011