Cockstick 

Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)

Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.

Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.

A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.

The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.

Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.

Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.

Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.

Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.

These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.

Cockstick by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008

cockstick 

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.

That guy is such a cockstick

cockstick by Gumper April 24, 2006

Cockstockton 

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009

cocksocket 

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole

"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."

cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cocksocket 

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

Cocksicle by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012