"I love the janitor, he's so cormatic."
by Cormatic September 17, 2017
Get the cormatic mug.Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."
"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"
"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"
"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
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Get the Coratic mug.(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.
Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
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Person 1: "Dude get that cormstick out of my butt."
Person 2: "Dude I am that cormstick."
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by Blaah Real Monsters May 2, 2010
Get the Cormstick mug.Combination of a corporation and a politician. A corpatician is a politician that has been bought by big money corporations to do their evil bidding.
Normal Person: I called the Governor about climate change.
Regular Person: Waste of time. He is a corpatician. He sold his soul. His friends need to dirty our Earth to make $$$.
Regular Person: Waste of time. He is a corpatician. He sold his soul. His friends need to dirty our Earth to make $$$.
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