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Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015
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another name for being cool, sick, awesome, and sweet.
Marissa and Jessica are coratic.
Coratic by assiram_acissej October 28, 2009

Cormstick 

(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.
Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
Cormstick by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010
He's an absolute lad
Is that Cormaic?

Aye he's an absolute legend
Cormaic by Luke is not funny September 12, 2022

Cormstick 

a cormy mcCormstick
Person 1: "Dude get that cormstick out of my butt."
Person 2: "Dude I am that cormstick."
Person 1: Cormyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Corpatician 

Combination of a corporation and a politician. A corpatician is a politician that has been bought by big money corporations to do their evil bidding.
Normal Person: I called the Governor about climate change.

Regular Person: Waste of time. He is a corpatician. He sold his soul. His friends need to dirty our Earth to make $$$.
Corpatician by PublicSchoolTeacher September 8, 2013