Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.

ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"

Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015

Related Words

cormatic • Cormstick • Coratic • Cormaic • Corpatician • Cosmatic

Coratic

another name for being cool, sick, awesome, and sweet.

Marissa and Jessica are coratic.

Coratic by assiram_acissej October 28, 2009

Cormstick

(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.

Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.

Cormstick by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010

Cormaic

He's an absolute lad

Is that Cormaic?

Aye he's an absolute legend

Cormaic by Luke is not funny September 12, 2022

Cormstick

a cormy mcCormstick

Person 1: "Dude get that cormstick out of my butt."
Person 2: "Dude I am that cormstick."
Person 1: Cormyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cormstick by Blaah Real Monsters May 2, 2010

Corpatician

Combination of a corporation and a politician. A corpatician is a politician that has been bought by big money corporations to do their evil bidding.

Normal Person: I called the Governor about climate change.

Regular Person: Waste of time. He is a corpatician. He sold his soul. His friends need to dirty our Earth to make $$$.

Corpatician by PublicSchoolTeacher September 8, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026