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Cootie Cat 

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat
Cootie Cat by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018

Cootie cat 

Don't touch my cootie cat! Maybe later..
Cootie cat by 515Nannie November 12, 2019

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

Cootieceutical 

The fluids etc... exchanged between lovers, or the chemicals released by lovemaking that change their mood fostering attachment. Notably semen and oxytocin.

From: Cootie - infectious agent of the opposite sex (school yard) and ceutical - medicinal preparation
Holy crackers, I thought I was immune to love, but his cootieceuticals overpowered me!

cootie-cat 

The vagina, girl part, p*ssy
Coach Curry has a stinky cootie-cat. i smelled it while 'he' was down the hall
cootie-cat by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

Cookiecutter 

n. Article of clothing that rides up the crack of the vagina...
Guy 1-Hey, Man! Check out her camel toe!
Guy 2-I see it, dude. That leotard is a great Cookiecutter.
Cookiecutter by flathatpat December 11, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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