Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

Cooperism

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020

Cooteris

The description of the clitoris in the vagina. Cooteris brings both words together to form one whole beautiful sexual experience.

I was so horny that I just wanted him in my cooteris

by dacontjl1891 November 18, 2010

cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

Cooterism

To assault or attack ones cooter.

That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism

by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019

cootersmack

the act of two or more women rubbing their pussies together

yo mane look at those bitches cootersmackin, its hot

by ihateniggas July 26, 2007