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Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.
This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms
by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020
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My cooter itches!
by lola October 9, 2002
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by daniel olivares October 5, 2006
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I got kicked in the cooter.
by Katie McSchlong December 7, 2004
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Most commonly associated with the friendly greese monkey character from the Dukes of Hazard. Now a slang term referring to the female sex organ. See also snatch pussy vagina
Did you lick her cooter?
by Anonymous February 7, 2003
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Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005
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i stuck my finger in her cooter
by taboobies November 26, 2006
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