Cooperism

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020

cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

cooperism

Being complacent in all areas of your life.

He won't challenge his woman. He suffers from Cooperism. Complacent everywhere in his life.

by Arpa of Sparta September 21, 2023

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

Coopers field

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.

Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one

by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011

Coopersvillian

People who live in the trash town Coopersville, nearly 95% of Coopersville runs rampid with them. Truely live up to the definition of Red Neck.A bunch of small town junkies that are air headed and simple minded, they think that milking cows and smoking weed one time makes them bad ass. WARNING stay away, bunch of wannabe gangster trying to spread the herps.

Coopersvillian: Yo there, are you coming to the outhouse races on saturday?

Strager: whats that?

Coopersvillian: Get to decorate them outhouses and race em down main street, or ya can enter the Toliet Lid decorating contest! I like to do em both

by Zeppelin4ever December 8, 2010

cooperstown

A drinking town with a baseball problem.

Lets go to Cooperstown to see the Cardiff Giant...

by lennonite June 14, 2006